All the answers to your wonderfully thought out questions.  Grab a seat…this could take a minute.  

1. On a scale of 1-10 (with 1 being not close at all, and 10 being very close), how close to the rapture are we if a #10 UGA ended up playing against a #9 Vanderbilt next week? -Christian

I’m a little late on this one because we now know that a #10 UGA will be playing a #22 Vanderbilt, but in the same spirit of this question I would say that we are at a 9 on the rapture scale if that #22 team beats us.  Or maybe that’s just a 9 on the Morgan’s-gonna-beat-Bobo-if-he-calls-the-same-fade-pass-to-the-endzone-play-again-and-we-end-up-kicking-a-field-goal scale.

2. How would a single guy know if a TSG is planning her wedding with him? -Blake

Well Blake, I’m glad you asked.  There is no way.  Ideally a TSG would keep her imaginary disease induced weddings to herself.  Unless the TSG completely loses her mind and tells Random Cute Boy what’s been going on in her head…which has been known to happen after a long and hard battle with the plague.  Contrary to the delusions caused by her plague that lead her to believe that Random Cute Boy is really in love with her too and will embrace her with joy at her confession, Random Cute Boy’s reaction will probably be to run far…far away.

Now, with that being said, there are some precautions that Random Cute Boy’s can take in order to help their TSG sisters.  For instance…don’t flirt with me if you don’t really see me like that.  Don’t give me that look, or that smile and for pete’s sake don’t raise your hands when you’re worshipping right next to me.  Ok, I guess that last one’s ok.  I realize that this seems like a lot to do, but if you really want to help this is how.  It’s kinda like how TSG’s know that RCB’s have a tendency to be horn-balls….therefore, we don’t dress like sluts (please note that there is a big difference between TSG’s and regular single girl’s…I can’t account for their wardrobe choices).  While I will never understand why a guy can’t handle seeing a girl’s cleavage…we’re aware of the problem and we do our best to prevent it. 

So now that yall are aware of the problem you can do your best to help.  Glad you asked?:)

3. What did you get your degree in?  And when are you and Rebecca opening a freakin bakery already? -Kelly

I got my degree in Telecommunications….and no that doesn’t mean I studied how to call people and harass them during supper.  It’s basically video production.  My dad wanted me to major in Business…based on how much I’ve used my degree in the past 5 years I’m starting to think he may have been onto something.  And Rebecca and I will open a freakin bakery when all my friends start paying me $500 for a cake since that’s how much I would have to charge in order to make a living doing it.  The truth is I like making cakes for my friends and part of the joy is doing it for them for cheap.  I don’t have to have a Business degree to know that isn’t a good recipe for running a business:)

4. Why are blogs called blogs? -Donna

One of my readers already answered this, but I promise I knew:)  Web Logs + Southern Person = blogs….kinda like You all + Southern Person = Yall.  See how that works?   

5. Who is your crush? And what are your kids names? -Joe

Joe don’t play around.  The crush was a guy that went to church with one of my friends…and that’s as specific as you’re gonna get from me:)  Plus the crush is gone now anyway….I don’t actually know the guy (minor detail when you have the TSG plague) and it’s kinda hard to crush on someone when you never come into contact with them.  As far as my kids names go.  I have no clue.  I’ve always loved the name Jackson, but one of my bff’s has claimed it as her own.  And as much as I talk about the plague I really do try my best not to plan out all of my children’s names…or the details of my wedding.  I don’t allow myself to look at bridal magazines.  Not that you asked about that, but there you go.

6. Your favorite vacation? -Katie

Hmmmm….I’ve been on some good vacas, but I’d have to say my favorite was going to Hawaii.  I mean it was flippin’ Hawaii!  I always thought people were exaggerating when they would talk about how awesome Hawaii was.  I mean it can’t be that great right?  Wrong.  It seriously is the most beautiful place I’ve ever seen.  I could’ve stayed there forever.  Plus I was with some of my most favorite people in the whole wide world…that makes pretty much any location awesome. 

7. What holds you back from chasing the wildest dreams God has planted in your heart?  Furthermore, what are they? -Rebecca

Goodness, this is a tough one.  I think the number one reason for not chasing my dreams is fear.  Fear of a million different things.  It paralyzes me.

What are those dreams…this is a hard one too.  I don’t have…or if I do I don’t know it…one particular calling in my life that outweighs everything else.  I’ve always been one of those people who is ok at a lot of things, but not great at anything.  One of those people who doesn’t really know what the heck they’re supposed to be doing with their life.  However, there are some things in my heart that I wish I had the gonads to do.  Number one on that list would be frontier missions.  That’s really just a fancy word for doing mission work among people who have never heard about Jesus.  I would love to go and live with an unreached people group and just do life there along side them. 

Number two on that list would be to work in an orphanage or start one or adopt 50 million kids.  You want an abortion?  You don’t want your baby?  Give ‘em to me.  With no judgment or commentary on your choice…I just want those babies. 

I don’t necessarily think I would be good at either of those things…they’re just in my heart.  Mostly I just don’t want to waste my life on myself.

So there you go.  Thanks everyone for your questions….and for helping me have something to blog about:)

peace out.