Alert: non-TSG’s need not proceed. Don’t get me wrong…married folks are more than welcome here. I just thought I should give yall a heads up that you might not understand where I’m comin’ from on this one. And since I only have a couple other TSG friends I can sense this is going to be a popular post:)
I don’t want to write this post. I’ve almost done it several times and then stopped. Why? Cause it’s embarrassing. Although, I rarely hold back on this blog the following information is a little more than I care to share. BUT…since I know you all are dying to know every little thing that goes through my head I dare not deprive you of this one.
There’s a funny thing about being a TSG…not only are you the TSG, but you have a disease. No, I’m not talking about the third arm growing out of my head. I’m talking about something I call The Plague.
Let me paint a picture for you. TSG is in the store minding her own business. Random cute guy walks past her. TSG is now planning her wedding to random cute guy.
Here’s another one for ya…TSG is sitting in church waiting to worship God. Cute guy she has never met before walks in the door. Song starts and cute guy really starts worshipping. Then he raises his hands. Good grief…its over. Stick a fork in TSG. She’s already named their first five kids.
I cannot tell you how annoying it is to just want to pay attention to whatever it is that you’re doing only to have your mind highjacked by some "unknown force" that throws you head first into a future with someone who for all you know could be an axe-murderer. And the "unknown force" knows exactly how to get you too. Random cute boy will smile at you, or your friend knows random cute boy and tells you that yall would be perfect together, or better yet you have to hold hands to pray and guess who ends up standing right next to you? Friggin random cute boy…uhhh!
No matter how hard I fight it the plague continues to haunt me…and even though it’s really embarrassing to admit that I’ve been proposed to about 50 different times in my head I knew I had to share. Because here at the Institute for TSG Advancement we believe that the Truth will set us free. There could be a TSG around you right now suffering from this very same plague. The Institute is also committed to research until we find a cure. Cash donations to help support our cause are gladly accepted:)
Ok, I’m nuts:) I can’t imagine why I’m still a TSG:)

Morgan…I gotcha and I know you know I’m telling the truth since we discuss this exact plague quite often! Ex: TSG is sitting @ a red light & a cute boy turns…TSG & cute boy make eye contact, and smile @ one another…TSG is already planning what she will “say” to the cute boy when he turns around to try and chase TSG down to meet her b/c he just HAD to meet her.
Yeah…And I wonder why I’m still single too…lol
Comment by McCall a.k.a TSG#2 — October 2, 2008 @ 11:04 pm
hahahhahahaha
Comment by heather davis — October 3, 2008 @ 12:18 am
there are still plenty of prince charmings riding around looking for all you tsgirls. You will meet them and live happily ever after.
Comment by mommy — October 3, 2008 @ 8:18 am
i love you!!! still smiling.
Comment by kristy — October 3, 2008 @ 9:56 am
You are ridiculously right!! I am so glad I am not the only one that has mentally accepted a proposal from the guy pumping gas two pumps over!! I COMPLETELY understand!!!! The guy worshipping…you are so right. You might as well scream “I DO” during the song..introductions can be made later. You are not alone my friend!!! Us TSG’s have to stick together!
Comment by Courtney Couch — October 4, 2008 @ 12:15 am
I needed that good laugh on a Saturday morning! McCall was right! You definitely summed it up best!
Comment by Marci — October 4, 2008 @ 11:45 am
True true! Very entertaining blog!
Comment by Kristin Schuppe — October 4, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
I think it gets worse during blanket season. I’m also crazy.
Comment by Joe — October 4, 2008 @ 7:11 pm
So have I told you before you need to be a writer??? I know I have! You are so funny!
Comment by Ashley Davis — October 4, 2008 @ 7:44 pm
believe it or not i did that as well. i used to always tell my mom this is the one and then a week later done. the right one will come along. keep your head up cause you are amazing. how much donations are you looking for
Comment by shawn — October 7, 2008 @ 3:17 pm
The TSG Plague has struck again…Cute boy @ Wal-Mart standing by his awesome truck…I already had our kids named by the time I was pulling out of the parking lot.
Comment by McCall — October 7, 2008 @ 8:39 pm
Maybe I haven’t been reading your blog long enough….but I have no clue what a TSG is.
Twin Sibling Grudge?
Top Sailing General?
Total Sasquatch Grab-bag?
Tom Sawyer Giblets?
No clue.
All seriousness, though…even though I don’t know what you’re talking about on the TSG thing, you don’t have to be embarrassed on your blog. Blogs were designed to let people say things to other people that would never in a million years make it out of their mouth in a face-to-face conversation. Something about the blog-o-sphere makes it all good though.
Comment by Christian — October 7, 2008 @ 10:38 pm