random, friendsSeptember 30, 2008 9:27 am

There are two types of people in this world…those who dress up for football games and those who do not.  I think there’s a pretty good mix of both types of people at most games.  I hear some schools have a certain dress code tradition and so the numbers my be a little skewed in those areas, but for the most part I think it’s a good blend.  

I, for one, am not a dress up person…but that’s not how I started out.  My freshman year of college I wasn’t sure what you were supposed to wear to a college football game.  I wore a cheerleading uniform to every football game I had ever been to since I was 4.  So I had never had to decide what I thought was the most appropriate apparel for a game.  Once faced with that decision I realized what a difficult one it was.  All the girls walking around in their cute black and red dresses with their cute red heels looked so…cute.  I wanted to be cute too!  So I went that route…I dressed up for the games.  I had not yet built up my artillery of red and black clothing so there weren’t many options anyway.  For the most part I was happy with who I was as a dresser upper.  Yes, it was hot as hades and yes I was sweating my cute little ace off, but maybe my style would outshine the sweat. 

That all changed on one fateful night.  It was my sophomore year of college…I think…maybe my junior year…I don’t know.  We were in Jacksonville for the GA FL game.  I had gone out and bought new clothes especially for this game.  I had some cute black pants with a cute red shirt.  For shoes I brought along my black boots that had a pretty decent heel on them.  Nothing too fancy.  The day of the game arrived and everything started out fine.  We walked around and met up with some more friends.  We got everyone successfully into the same section in the stadium.  I managed not to eat it during the game on those temporary bleachers they put up that sway back and forth.  All was well (except for the fact that we lost…but we aren’t going to talk about that).  When it came time to leave we filed out of the stadium, told some punk gator fans that they were still punks who wore jean shorts, and started our walk back to the hotel.  At this point I had been on my feet for about 8 hours and I was starting to feel the burn.  We had a pretty good hike back to the place where we were staying and about one minute into it I decided that I couldn’t handle those dang shoes anymore!  But don’t worry I didn’t take them off…I just whined and complained about how my feet were hurting the entire walk back.  And they really did hurt…bad.  I’ve never had such pain in my feet.  And I’m pretty sure my friends have never wanted to punch me in the face more.

We finally made it back and right then and there I decided that I would no longer be a dresser upper.  No amount of cuteness was worth this pain.  I don’t care what I looked like I would never again wear any kind of a heel to a football game. 

Cut to present day.  I’ve kept my promise.  I haven’t worn anything other than a flip flop or tennis shoe to a football game since that day.  Don’t get me wrong I still try to dress cute, but there is a line.  If I come to a point (and it happens every so often) where I have to make a choice between cuteness and comfort…I go with comfort every time.  I have put my dresser upper days behind me and I will forever be a dresser downer. 

So, what kinda person are ya?         

randomSeptember 28, 2008 6:33 pm

 

friendsSeptember 26, 2008 2:42 pm

And 3 became 4:)

so sweet!

Big sister meets her baby brother!

She wanted to help rock him so she started pushing the chair:)

Sweet baby.

I think she likes him:)


randomSeptember 25, 2008 9:37 pm

I don’t care if it’s not October yet…I had to do it.

 

 CLARIFICATION:  these are Halloween decorations…not Christmas…I’m not that crazy:) 

friendsSeptember 24, 2008 4:48 pm

Some of you have noticed that I tend to wear a particular shirt quite a lot…a particular old shirt to be specific.  Lest you all think that I’m just an old shirt wearing bum (cause we wouldn’t want that now would we) let me explain.  World: this is Old Faithful…Old Faithful: this is the World.  I’ll give you a minute to get acquainted.

 

  

 

 

 

There…now we’re all friends.  OF, as we’ll call him from now on, came to me a long, long time ago.  It’s from a cheerleading competition that my team didn’t even end up going to.  Darlene, being the awesome cheerleading mom that she was, went and bought us all a shirt from the competition anyway (I think that’s along the same lines of buying me a tiara that I didn’t win in a pageant…but that’s another story for another day).

OF didn’t really stand out to me on our first encounter.  Just another shirt.  Although, I’ve always loved long sleeved t-shirts more than short sleeved t-shirts…so there was a little favoritism.  I went all through high school without really getting to know OF very well.  He was always there, but I didn’t give him much thought. 

The years passed by.  I went off to college and moved into an apartment with 3  wonderful friends…two of which I cheered with in high school.  Eventually we began to notice that we all wore OF a lot.  We reminisced about the first time we met OF…the time we went to chick-fil-a in OF…that day that so and so broke up with us and we had on OF.  We realized that OF had been there for us through thick and thin….that no one loved us like OF did…that OF was indeed old faithful.  So that’s what we started calling him…old faithful…like a good dog who’s always there for you…but in the form of a shirt. 

Somewhere along the line I wound up with two OFs.  I don’t know how that happened, but I’m not giving the second one up until I get my I’m A Winner shirt back (again…’nother story…’nother day).

OF continues to be my fav.  He was there at the birth of my niece.

 

 

 

 

 

and more recently at the pregame show before the spewing of my guts.

 

 

 

 

 

He makes the rounds with Katie too.

KQ, Amanda and others also have an OF…like I said it’s a great shirt. 

So if next time you see me I’m wearing a ratted out shirt from 1998 please excuse…I’m just hanging out with my bff, Old Faithful.

friendsSeptember 22, 2008 1:25 pm

and it feels SOOO nice outside today!  I wish I could just sit outside all day long! 

I just had lunch with the bff which was a nice treat.  We don’t get to do that as often as I would like.  We ate in downtown Lawrenceville.  Can I just say that I love dt larryville?  It gives me the illusion of being a small town girl.  We ate right next door to where we took ballet together when we were little.  So many memories….let us pause for one of those stories now…

Morgan and Tanaya got out of ballet class a little early and are sitting in the lobby waiting to be picked-up by Morgan’s mom. 

"Where’s your Mom, sweetie?" asks the nice lady.  

"I don’t know, but I hope she’s not out drinkin’ and drivin’ again" replies Morgan.

Darlene loved that one.  No clue where I got that from.  And ps I know I probably already told yall that story, but it’s my blog so I get to tell stories as many times as I want too:)  

Go outside and enjoy this day if you get the chance.  Hurry before it goes back to 90 degrees again.  Cause you know what Mike says…if you don’t like the weather in Georgia just wait a minute…it’ll change. 

You just got an old story AND a Mikeism all in one post…that alone should make your day. 

familySeptember 18, 2008 9:32 am

UPDATE and TMI ALERT:  Turns out there was hurling after all.  I guess my corndog was cankered.  I’m afraid this is going to change my affections for the fair. 

 

I made my way to the fair last night and I’m sorry to report that I had to buy my own corndog.  No cute boys or crushes to help me out with that:) but we had fun anyway!

(because I love my brother I’m going to bite my tongue and not make any comments about his fanny pack…and because he ended up carrying all my crap before the night was over.  but in typical brother fashion he made us all kiss the fanny pack before we were allowed to get anything out of it…ok, now I’m biting my tongue.)

We pretty much hit up the corndogs as soon as we walked in the door only to find out that if we had just walked a little further in we could have gotten the JUMBO corndog!  No worries, I more than made up for it with everything else that I ate.  I’ll spare myself the embarrassment of going down the entire list of food that I consumed, but let’s just say it was a lot…and it was good.  If you look closely at the pictures you can see me getting progressively fatter as the night goes on.

After our miniature corndogs we went and looked at the pigs.  A guy that my sister-in-law works with shows pigs…don’t ask me what that even means…and no she doesn’t work on a farm.  To my surprise I’m equally as afraid of pigs as I am of mice.  We just happened to be standing back there when another showing (or whatever you call the actual event) was about to start.  So there were pigs comin’ and goin’ all over the place.  I pinned myself against a fence with a death grip on my brother’s arm.  I mean seriously…have you ever heard those things squeal or oink or whatever you wanna call it.  It is the most awful noise I’ve ever heard.  Let’s just say it did not bring back scenes from Charlotte’s Web…more like Silence of the Lambs.  

Karson got herself a homemade airbrush hat as you can see in the below pic.  I was gonna get one that said Red on it, but then I decided I didn’t want to spend 5 bucks just to be a smart-a. 

The night also served as yet another reminder that I’m getting old.  As soon as the first ride started I thought I was gonna hurl.  You’ll be happy to know that I did not.  I forced myself to go on all the other rides, but I drew the line at the Gravitron.  I could feel my fried pie coming back up just thinking about that thing.  We topped off the night with the Mouse Trap…a harmless looking roller coaster.  Don’t let it fool you, though….that was the most painful ride I have ever been on in my life.  I thought I broke my elbow half way through the thing, but I quickly forgot the pain in my elbow when the bar jabbed so far into my leg that I was sure it drew blood.  Oh the fair.  Good times…good times.   

friends, cakesSeptember 14, 2008 10:18 pm

not old, like we’re old…old, like I’ve known them for a long time….we are NOT old…ok.  Now that we’re clear about that let’s move on.  Really, I don’t know why yall are so concerned with my age:)

This weekend I went to a shower for my good friend from high school, Melissa.  Well actually I’ve known her since the first grade.  It was so good to see everyone and we had lots of fun remembering all the stupid crap we used to do in high school:)

Me, Melissa and Susanna

My mom asked me to make the cake so of course I obliged:)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thankfully this cake was just a plain ol’ round one…and not in the shape of anything crazy:)

 

friends, cakesSeptember 12, 2008 10:06 am

Wednesday morning I got a call from Katie asking if I could make a cake for her uncle’s bday party on Friday night…in the shape of their house.  Because I’m nuts I said ok:)

This is the picture I got.

Because I’m anal retentive these are the plans I made.

And this is what I stayed up till 2 a.m. creating. 

Of course it didn’t turn out exactly how I planned…they never do…but as the night went on I got less and less picky.  I had planned to add a lot more detail, but I just didn’t have the time.  And I wish it wasn’t so messy looking, but again…no time.  My only hope is that when her uncle sees it he knows that it’s his house and not some yellow and brown box sitting on the table:)

p.s. this is now what my kitchen looks like…anyone wanna come clean it for me:)

randomSeptember 10, 2008 8:11 am

outta control!


thinking, readingSeptember 9, 2008 3:58 pm

that’s how I feel about this blog right now. 

Anyway, I was reading in Exodus last night and I came across this story.  I’m sure I’ve read it before, but I have no recollection of it at all.  Let me set the stage.  Moses just saw the burning bush.  He just got his commission from God to go back and wreck shop on Pharaoh (via God) and get the Israelites the hey outta Egypt.  Then outta nowhere this comes up

24And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, and sought to kill him.

25Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me.

26So he let him go: then she said, A bloody husband thou art, because of the circumcision.

Say what?!  What just happened here?!  (I wonder if that’s what Moses was saying?)  One minute God is telling Moses what to say to Pharaoh the next minute God is about to kill Moses.  Then his wife does an impromptu circumcision with a sharp rock (I’m sure the kid loved that) then she chunks the result at Moses’ feet!  Seriously you couldn’t make this stuff up if you tried.  And as if that whole situation was no big deal at all, Exodus just goes right back to telling us about how Aaron went out to meet his brother. 

I seriously spent the better part of an hour last night trying to figure out why this was where it was and what it’s supposed to mean.  Is it a picture of something else?  Or is it just a story of how seriously God takes our sin?  Am I reading too much into it or not enough?  Who knows!  I actually love stories like this though…you’re just chugging along reading stuff you’ve read before, thinking that you have a pretty decent understanding of it all and then you realize you just read something about somebody throwing somebody else’s foreskin at somebody else.  Sometimes I just have to say "ok, God…if you say so."   

p.s. you can thank God for the TMI in this post…I had nothing to do with it.      

friendsSeptember 8, 2008 9:56 am

Saturday was of course game time!  I drove to Athens and met up with Katie, Kel and Bob.  It was hottern’ blue blazes, but it was still fun:)   

Then on Sunday we headed up to Church of the Apostles for some Shane and Shane…SO good!  Rebecca and I met some new friends (well, new to me) Jason, Nikki, Ken and Laura  for dinner and then we meet up with McCall, Lindsey and Amanda.  We also got to see KQ for a minute…which is always a treat:) 

Great night of worship…one of my top 5 fav things to do:)

I think I linked everyone I know in this post. 

So, what did yall do?  Anything exciting?

random, thinking, singleness:)September 3, 2008 10:00 am

Not the temperature, obviously…it’s 80 degrees outside, but it’s still starting to feel like fall to me.  Maybe it’s because football started last weekend.  Or maybe it’s because I randomly got the urge to wear my tennis shoes instead of my flip flops yesterday.  Or maybe it’s because it’s getting dark closer to 8 instead of closer to 9.  I’m ok with that, though, because I LOVE the fall.  Always have.

At this point in my life fall is pretty much like every other season of the year…I still go to work everyday…I still go home…same ol’, same ol’.  But fall used to be something exciting….something new.  It was the start of a new school year which inevitably lead to a new crush…which hopefully lead to a new boyfriend…which lead to a boy/girl ferris wheel ride at the fair and lots of pretending to be scared in the haunted house so you had an excuse to hold hands.  Which then lead to starring at said boy for the entire football game while you tried to cheer.  Which then lead to dressing up as something pretty for Halloween when all you really wanted to do was put blood and fake skin all over your face.  Which then lead to…well you get the point.  It was all very exciting. 

So in honor of fall I’ve decided to get myself a crush.  Now, I realize that 27 year old crushes are pretty lame compared to 17 year old crushes, but I don’t care.  It’s fall dadgum it and I want a crush.  So I’ve got one…maybe if I’m lucky he’ll buy me a corndog at the fair:) 

randomSeptember 2, 2008 10:46 am

The following is an email I received from a co-worker on Friday:

Extremely important recommendations for wives, girlfriends, fiancĂ©es, mothers, sisters, daughters and friends.  These will become effective Thursday Aug 28 at 6:55pm Eastern time.

1. From the last Thursday in August until the end of the bowl season, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. The remote control will be fingerprinted each night and any sign of your fingerprints and all shopping trips will be canceled for a month.

2. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game (for an important reason such as preparing snacks or getting me a beer) I don’t mind, as long as you crawl along the floor.

3. During the football season, read the sports section of the newspaper so that you understand who I’m yelling at during the season. It may help to check the box scores for the referees’ names too.

4. During the games I may be drunk as Cooter Brown. Please do not expect me to listen, communicate, open the door, kill any spiders, answer the phone, etc.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please… if you see me upset because my team is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it’s only a game", or "don’tworry, they’ll win next time." Saying these things will only make me angrier.

7. If a great play occurs while you are in the room, you may be required to freeze or repeat your act for the rest of the game as a sign of good mojo. If my team wins, you will be showered with gifts for the next 6 days. If they lose, you will be blamed repeatedly for moving, blinking or secretly not believing in your heart of the power of mojo.

8. Tell your friends NOT to get married, have any babies, or any other social related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because I will not go…or I will whine and moan the entire time. However, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Saturday to watch a game, we will be there before the Coors Light bottles reach "Code Blue".

9. You are more than welcome to sit with me to watch a game with me and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me.

10. College Gameday and the highlights on Saturday night are just as important as the games themselves. Even if I curse Louth Holtzsssh, that Big 10 bioch Herbie, and Corso like the anti-SEC, biased dogs that they are (although this is likely to change due to recent long term SEC TV contracts), I still want to hear what they say.

Thank you for your adherence to these simple rules and I look forward to seeing you some time after the Dawgs win the National Title!!

And this was my response:

Duly noted.  The following is a list of rules that I would like you to adhere to.


1.  Do not expect me to get up during the game and go get you more chips, another beer or anything else for that matter.  Guess what…I’m watching the game too.  The only possible exception to this is if you’re dying.  In that case I will run and get the phone so you can call 911 yourself.

2.  Do not expect me to get up early on Saturday morning and make you breakfast and clean the house so all your friends can come over for the game later.  Guess what…I’m wanna watch Gameday too.  And you are not allowed to make any comments about how I’m only watching because Herbstreit is a hottie.  You are correct in your assessment of his good looks, but that simply enhances the viewing pleasure of his commentary.  

3.  Since you are insistent upon being in charge of the remote control you must use your utmost channel changing abilities at all times.  If you switch the channel during a commercial to check the score of another game and this results in us missing ANY game time of the more important Georgia game…you will be beat on the spot.  No exceptions.  That’s just the price you pay for being in charge.  If you are not able to handle the pressure of this responsibility then you can pass the remote to me.     

4.  In the off chance that our team loses a game DO NOT expect me to just "get over it" and start cooking dinner or cleaning up your mess.  Guess what…I’m pissed too!    

5.  You may get "drunk as Cooter Brown" during the game if you like.  However, I will not be bailing you out of jail because you decided to fight a fan from the opposing team.  I will not sacrifice my body so that you can lean on me for the whole walk back to the car.  If you puke on yourself…it’s stayin’ there.  I will not be scared to leave you passed out in the backseat of the car.  Cause guess what….I wanna go celebrate too.  

6.  Last but not least…do NOT role your eyes at me when I make a call.  Contrary to popular belief I actually know what’s going on in the game and guess what…even I know that was a hold.  

I will gladly keep to your set of rules if you will be so kind as to follow mine.  Then we can all enjoy this Championship Season of ‘08….Go Dawgs! 

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