Katie gave me my belated bday gift this past weekend and guess what it was!  Homemade greeting cards with mikeisms on them!  I cracked up!  They are great…and just to be fair she said it was her mom’s idea:)  So thanks Katie and Mrs. McIver!

Mike loved them too!  Here we are relishing all his wise words like…"wish in one hand and crap in another and see which one fills up first" or "you know her…she used to come over to our house on Sunday and eat chicken" or the ever popular "if you start having diarrhea then you’ve taken too much".  That last one was originally made in reference to vitamin C, but we decided last night that it pretty much applies to all things.   

 

 

 

 

 

And just in case some of yall are unaware of what a mikeism is Mike came up with a mikeism to define a mikeism…you follow all that?

Mikeism: A thought stolen from a wise man and repeated often enough to claim as your own. 

So next time you’re looking for that perfect card to say Congratulations or Happy Birthday just let me know and I can get you a Mike’s Hard Card (I’m still working on the name).  After all, nothing says I love you like "you’re useless as tits on a boar hog."