A fellow co-worker and I are apart of an endangered species….the single, christian, over 25 species (holy crap I’m over 25). And we are dealing with some very similar frustrations in our lives. As we recapped our weekends with each other we laughed about the common reactions of others to our status. Let me explain…as a single woman of any age, but especially when you’re a little "older", you will undoubtedly get asked one lovely question over and over…"why aren’t you married yet?" I know most people just don’t know what else to say…after all what else could a single person possibly have to talk about other than the dream of one day getting married. As the afore mentioned species you are forced to come up with some kind of polite response that will answer their question and change the subject all at once…don’t be fooled…it’s an art. My go to answer is the ever popular "Just haven’t found the right guy yet…so how ’bout them Braves?" that takes care of that! But really…what do you expect me to say to that? "you know I just thought it would be great fun to watch everyone else get married and have kids" or how about this one "why am I not married? can’t you see the third arm growing out of my head? Oh I guess only available men can see that". Of course if I actually ever threw something like that out there the questioner would respond with a sympathetic laugh and say "it’ll happen when you least expect it sweetie". Really? If that’s the case then I’m screwed. Cause at this point I could walk into an old folks home and be on the look out for a man! Then there is the motherly advice of "this is just a stepping stone"…well this stepping stone feels more like I stepped into a big steaming pile of cow manure.
I know what you’re thinking…and chris before you say "bitter, party of one!" let me defend myself. I’m not bitter…well not today anyway. Most days I’m cool with being single…it honestly doesn’t bother me at all. But I’m not going to lie…there are other days that being single really sucks. But like I said, today is not one of those days.
Today I’m laughing at my status as an endangered species…Ill save the tears for another day:)

Have I told you lately I love ya!
Comment by Julie McIver — October 23, 2007 @ 10:03 am
again, preach it sister…SINGLE and FABULOUS is my way!
Comment by gilly — October 23, 2007 @ 4:56 pm
i have a single hot brother who loves Jesus…
Comment by RM — October 23, 2007 @ 11:01 pm
you have a way with words… you rock. i love you!
Comment by Katie — October 23, 2007 @ 11:44 pm
i have a fellow endangered species friend in seminary-land where a single christian woman has great pressure to find her perfect ministry-mate. her outlook is cutely captured in her simple statement: “the odds are good…but the goods are odd”.
Comment by db — October 24, 2007 @ 12:14 am
Morgan…you make me sound so insensitive. Do you watch the Bachelor? I normally don’t, but given the new baby and a nice plague of cabin fever, it’s been a good Monday night option for us.
It’s interesting that the ladies on the Bachelor have a similar plight…all attractive, young, and well put together. They, too, would almost verbatim recite your blog as their own. Maybe meeting someone has nothing to do with your looks, your personality, or your career. Maybe it has everything to do with God and His plan for our lives…maybe it’s not just luck or good intentions.
There’s no good reason Morgan Collins does not have a fine, young, career-oriented, Jesus-lovin’ man in her life…other than maybe it’s not God’s plan for her right now…
There’s nothing wrong with you, Morgan. In fact, you should check into the next season of the Bachelor. I’d love to see you slugging it out with 24 other very pretty girls.
Comment by Chris Green — October 24, 2007 @ 12:54 am
Forget the bachelor! You deserve to be the bachelorette and have 25 fine men battleing it out for you, not the other way around. I’ll keep my eyes open for your knight in shining armor…as if you have ever needed to be rescued! haha! Your man is gonna be mighty fine and love the Lord more than you ever thought he could after all the time the Lord is spending working with him!
Comment by Kelly Ford — October 24, 2007 @ 3:08 am